Day 27, Wednesday, July 28. Deer Creek, TM 1752.6–(5.7 miles)

It’s always difficult leaving a town

The aim was to get out as early as we could. That would be catch the 9a bike bus up to the ski area then hop on the bus to Red Meadows and get there by 10:30. Easy peasy. The whole plan hinges on breakfast. The Breakfast Club opens at 8 and it’s only a 10 minute walk from the hotel. We’re golden. 

At 8, we headed towards the Breakfast Club. When we arrived at 8:13, there were only 4 people seated but two groups totaling 10 waiting to be seated. I wasn’t hopeful. There were two people just picking up pastries at the counter waiting to get checked out. It was not a seat yourself place. One waitress, one cashier, one cook, and no organization at all. At 8:25, I said screw it when they told the first party of 4 that it would be 10 minutes before they could be seated. We’d already wasted almost a half hour with this place. We moved on to Good Day Breakfast even though we said we wouldn’t go back because of their charge policy. 

The breakfast was ok, but not $70 good for 4 people. I did get my fair share of coffee, but it was clear our early start was shot. We left the restaurant a little before 9:30. Bunny and I headed for the trolly while Bear and Sassy headed for the Rite Aid for a final purchase. They made the same trolly that we were waiting for. Yada yada yada, we left the hotel at 10:20 to catch the trolly to the Village where the bike bus was just getting ready to leave. We got the last 4 seats. 

The ravages of a forest fire probably a decade ago

We got to the ski area right at 11. The line for Reds Meadows was already long. Bear and I got tickets for the earliest shuttle we could get. That would be the 12-1 hour. What the hell? We lined up in the hopes we might get an earlier ride if there was space. It only took 3 buses before we were headed up and over to Reds at 11:30. I thought we were doing kind of decent, considering. 

When we caught the bus from the trail, Bunny and I were jammed in the back of the bus, surrounded by a bunch of kids. We just couldn’t see out. Today, we had front row seats on the opposite side of the bus. We could see what we missed the first time. If I had seen what we missed on the way out, I would not have gotten back on the bus. The road is narrow, winding, and falling off the mountain in several places. There’s no guardrails. There’s 2 way traffic on a one lane road. I saw several drivers with their wheels half off the road, sweating bullets, hoping the bus wouldn’t nudge them the 1/16th of an inch it would take to roll them down the mountain. 

Bunny balance beam

When I was in Nepal, I rode on top of a minivan with my feet dangling over the side, and all I could hold on to was the luggage rack under me. I would sooner ride that minivan again than I would this bus. I looked at the driver to make sure he had a good thirst for life. What I saw was an old man, about 100# overweight, that had made worse life decisions than I have… We’re all going to die. 

Bunny refused to give me an Ativan. I pleaded for a pot gummy…”those are for my hip pain.” I tried looking to Bear and Sassy for support. They refused to lift their eyes off of their shoes. They had seen the abyss on the way out. I focused on all the little kids on the bus. They were calm and looking around. They have never died in a big fall in a previous life. I’m sure I have. I’m also pretty certain I’ve once died in a horrible human waste accident…that might explain my fascination with proper poop handling. 

It’s important to not let Bunny lead with a storm approaching—she runs!

Spoiler alert: we made it. The hiking began right at 12:30, only 2 hours later than planned. This was an uphill dominant section of trail, so Bear led. It had rained on us on the way up to the ski area, but we felt confident the storm clouds would be contained on that side of the ridge. Wrong. 

Meteorological Bear kept an eye on the sky and kept replaying weather radar while he had signal. He kept saying we’d be fine. We’re going to walk right between the two storm cells we could see above us. The radar showed the storms heading north. For a while, it looked like we might slip through. 

Dark clouds approaching

We made it just over 5 miles and were stopped at a stream. If we continued on, the next 3 miles would take us to over 10,000’ which had much fewer trees to protect us. While we were trying to decide what to do, we recognized the woman behind us getting water. We had met her and her brother the day we left Tuolumne Meadows. They were taking 3 weeks to hike the JMT. The brother saw us and told us to come camp by them, it wasn’t worth the risk. We had seen lightening, so we already knew Bunny’s vote—get inside at sea level. 

While we watched the sky continue to grow darker, Bear and I said, maybe 10 minutes to rain. We could actually here the rain coming towards us. We ran down, threw up our tents, got all our gear, and Bunny inside before the rain started. I finished setting up the tent while Bunny started making the beds. I was going to get water, but the rain was here. I jumped in the tent just as the hail started. 

We can see, and hear, the rain

The lightening and thunder were still more than 2 miles from us, but the time between flash and thunder was growing shorter. It didn’t take long until the storm was directly on top of us. Bunny had handled herself pretty well up to now. Once she got in the tent, she covered her ears and eyes and tried to burrow underneath me (just like she had taught my once brave dog, Nutiket, to do. Both of them used to lock themselves in closets during electrical storms). 

We ended up dozing for about a half hour until the storm passed. Once it stopped raining, I got up, tightened up the tent, got water, prepared everything for breakfast, packed lunch for tomorrow, filtered water, and prepped for supper. When I was done with all this, Bear emerged from the tent. Sassy and Bunny were in no hurry to wake up. It took prepared meals to coax them out of their tents. 

No danger close if deer are around

We had a pleasant supper under clear skies. This was supposed to be the day with the highest chance of rain. We stopped hiking after just 3 hours so we missed our target by 5 miles. We’re going to have to put in longer days for the next 3 days to get back on track. 

We don’t have any fires or trail closures in front of us, yet. The Dixie fire has burned Belden and south for 30-40 miles which means we won’t be able to finish the trail this year. We have about 120 miles between Belden and Truckee that we were planning on doing after we made it to Walker Pass. We haven’t officially pulled the plug on that section, but we probably will when we get to Bishop. The Dixie fire is over 200,000 acres and less than 30% contained. It’s pretty doubtful the trail will get reopened this year. The PCT doesn’t want us to finish…ever.

EFG

Days 25 & 26, Monday & Tuesday, July 26 & 27, Mammoth Lake—(Double Zero)

Dine and dash? Never too old!

Part of the tramily trail negotiations include lots of give and take. Bear gives options. We take the ones we like. Sometimes, we counter-offer until a solution is reached. Bear’s original offer was to skip the Zero in Tuolumne and take a Double Zero in Mammoth with one of the days being a bus trip down to Yosemite Valley. We liked the Double Zero option right off and accepted that, but I wasn’t interested in spending 4+ hours riding a bus to Yosemite (as can be seen, we did end up with a zero in Tuolumne). All these negotiations resulted in was Bear losing a day of cushion from his, already tight, schedule. 

Mammoth Lake is a cute, expensive, ski town. Bunny and I immediately liked it. There’s only 8,000 permanent residents even though there is easily housing for 100,000. Logic says real estate prices MUST be low. This turned out to be not true. 

Our respite from the trail

Although we did meet, and get to know, most of the local drunk residents of the town (thanks to the free trolley system), this mislead us to local real estate prices. Even the drunks in town are pretty wealthy (by our standards). The “ghetto” in town is a bit misleading. One of the more sober drunks told us they didn’t even realize they were living in the ghetto because they had spent $400,000 for their condo 20 years ago. He then was asked by the trolley driver to get off since children were starting to get on. His roommate graciously escorted him off the trolley and gently laid him in the grass outside of the complex before rejoining us on the trolley. Mental note, drunks sleep in the grass near the trolley stops in the ghetto.

Other than riding the trolley all around town to get a feel for what’s here, we did manage to perform the usual town chores: laundry, eat, shower, eat, resupply, eat, nap, and eat ice cream. By the time we had to check out and return to the trail, we were on a first name basis with 3 different trolley drivers and a half dozen drunks. Sadly, we didn’t meet any of the large house owners on the trolley system…go figure. 

The trolley stops would make outstanding shelters on the trail

There are a couple of big benefits from traveling with Bear and Sassy—gluten intolerance and smooth talking. It works. Really! 

Act 1: Gluten Intolerance: When ordering, Sassy makes it clear that she will paint the walls brown if she gets gluten. It’s really amazing how many servers don’t know what gluten is. We went out to a restaurant for supper and the only option open to Sassy was a salad with ahi tuna if they left the soy sauce off (why soy sauce has wheat in it…). The server brought out our meals and the soy sauce was all over the tuna. In fairness, it was the kitchen that screwed up. Easy solution, remake the salad and bring it out. Not so easy result, just take the salad away and never bring a new one out (now the server gets some blame for lack of follow up). The rest of us manage to eat our meals before Sassy gets her salad. In fact, the salad never makes an appearance. 

Act 2: Smooth Talking: Bear gets into action. When we were seated, they actually walked us part way through the kitchen. Bear gets up and walks into the kitchen. I’m put on standby to watch for police being called. If police show up, the 3 of us disappear, eventually we’ll bail Bear out if he doesn’t show up at the hotel by 1a. Fortunately, we’ve never had to bail him out. While in the kitchen, Bear encounters the owner and explains the situation (over an hour and a half and no salad, gluten free, yada yada yada). The restaurant is slammed, the owner is frazzled, and Bear is majestically calm, yet persistent, in detail. I’ve seen it. He can go on and on, and gently drive the receiver down to dust. The owner needs to get to work. The easiest way (not involving police) to get this guy out of the kitchen is to comp all the meals. Bear comes back to the table and tells us we should leave ASAP. I was looking forward to dessert, but free also works. 

Gas prices on West Coast!

I’m not 100% certain we didn’t “dine and dash” but police never showed up. I know this to be a fact, because we crossed the street for a meal for Sassy while the rest of us had dessert. 3 desserts, drinks for 4 and one meal was over $200. If you were to include the 3 meals we didn’t pay for, (thanks to another persona of Bear, Yogi), we’re looking at $400 for an evening meal. And these were average restaurants in Mammoth. Free shuttle included, Mammoth turns out to be outside of Bunny’s and my price range even if we were to opt for the ghetto side of town. 

EFG