TMB Day 0–Friday, September 22. Les Houches

The order of the day is “get organized” by the boss mamm. I’ve got to admit that I have a few questions about the trail since every French person we have met the last few weeks on the GR10 was telling us it was probably too late to do the TMB. We heard about the snow high on the mountain a few weeks ago and were, naturally, concerned. We also heard that it snowed in the Sahara desert at the same time; the first time in 40 years, so we are hoping the snow is a fluke.

The view of Mont Blanc from our hostel last night

Once we got packed up and headed out at the incredibly early time of 9:15, we headed straight to the tourist information office. After waiting in line for 15 minutes, they told us they couldn’t help us, but we should check out the “Office of the High Mountain” which became our next stop.

The “Office of the High Mountain” or rather the “Office of Dash Your Dreams You’re Going to Die”

The guy at the “Office of the High Mountain” was less than enthusiastic about our chances for completing the trail. In fact, he was very discouraging overall, but admitted we could complete the trail, but with difficulty. What difficulty he wouldn’t say. He told us lots of refuges were closing for the season so we might have trouble finding places to sleep. We told him we had a tent. He went into a lecture that we were not, under any circumstances, allowed to camp in Italy or Switzerland. When I went to the board to take pictures of the refuge list, he reluctantly gave us a copy of the list. I asked about food and he told us the most we would have to carry was three days worth, but not where we would need to do that.

Les Houches Main Street

After the encouragement we received at this office, I was really thinking we should just skip it. We went to a book store and bought a map of the trail thinking this might be helpful (it’s always a good idea to be open to new ideas and carrying an actual map would be something new for us). Another new thing we did was to trace out the trail on the map. This gave us an idea of where we were headed and actually raised a few questions because we had some contradictions between the book and map. We decided to give the Office of the High Mountain another try.

Everywhere you look above town there are views like this

When we went back in, he was clearly miffed to see the likes of us again. I spread out my map to ask my question and he curtly said “just stay on the main trail all the way around the mountain.” I asked which was the main route because our book disagreed with the map. I pointed out the section and he said it would be ok to take the other route indicated, but don’t take any of the high routes. I’m sometimes dense and didn’t take the hint; I had the audacity to continue asking questions. It was at this point that he reluctantly mentioned that a section of the route he had just told us to take was closed. I tried to soldier on with my questions, but someone else came into the office that spoke French so the English cloaking device got engaged. This was the closest to a bad experience we have had so far. Overall, we got the information we needed.

“Look man. An American couple is walking around the mountain in September when everything is closed.”

We went back out and found a MacDonalds to sit and talk about our chances (give us a break, this is the first MCDs we’ve been in the entire trip and we didn’t order any food). We decided we could do this even though everyone was trying to scare us away. The bottom line is that they want us to stay at refuges and buy the meal plans which would easily cost us over $1200 to do the trail and that isn’t an option for us. We understand that they want to hold us food hostage again but “Homey don’t play that” anymore.

It just never gets old looking at this mountain range

To take away their leverage over us, we headed to find an outfitter and a grocery store. We bought new insoles for our boots (“Smart Feet” do exist in France even if Justin and Patrice won’t take a side trip in their van), some fuel for the JetBoil, and a few backpacker meals so we had an emergency food supply. At the grocery store, we got enough food to last anywhere from 3-6 days depending on how much Pam will allow me to eat (I think she wants her pants back).

Beer glasses for my wife (even though they are not needed)

Having done all this information hunting and shopping, it was now either time to hit the trail OR find a restaurant and accept that we weren’t starting until tomorrow morning. Pam was easily swayed to option 2 when I said “do you want to get a burger from where we ate last night?”

Hang gliding above Chamonix–just for clarification, that’s not either of us; I get dry heaves doing this so I’ve sworn it off

After lunch, all we had to do was make it to Les Houches by bus and find a place to stay for the night. There was a gite right next to the tourist information office, but when we went up to it, the woman said they had closed for the season as of today. She referred us to a place just up the hill. Not an actual distance, just “up the hill on the right.” We headed for it and passed a couple of women. After about 10 minutes, we turned around to head back to the tourist office and passed the women again. After we talked to the person in the office who told us it was further than we went and on the left, we passed the women once again.

Downtown Chamonix

The third pass is the conversation charm. We all said “Hi” and realized we were all Americans. In fact, the two women were having a vacation to celebrate their 65th birthdays and they were both from Belleville, IL (less than 2 hours from where I grew up in Decatur).

Our hotel in Les Houches

The hotel was running a low season special price so we stayed reasonably cheap and got breakfast included. On the way into Les Houches, I had seen an Indian Restaurant and was really wanting a little variety. We walked back that way and had the most unFrench meal we have had in several months. We considered getting a Eurail Pass for when we finish the TMB, but we couldn’t find anyone willing to accept the mail for us while we were on the trail so we will have to figure something out when we get done.

Indian food in France–no ham tonight!
Our walk back to the hotel