What? A zero day! How can that be when Bunny put her foot down just yesterday? The answer is simple, Bunny has rabbit feet which are usually cut off and carried as good luck charms. Rabbit feet are not solid!
It’s a simple answer. Bunny can be FOS, but Easily Forgotten can drag his feet when needed. We got up as planned with time to eat before heading to the post office when it opened at 8:30. As soon as we opened the door, we saw we were beaten—it was pouring. We still stayed the course and went to breakfast.
While eating, Bunny asked me what I wanted to do. I said I’d like to go back to bed. She said that sounded good. I can also move fast when needed. I jumped up and gave my credit card to the clerk…no turning back now. We were set for a day off.
All we had to do today was head to the post office when the rain ended, eat, and sleep. We accomplished that and more. I earned the greatest amount of brownie points a man can earn in a single sitting. We went to see a movie…”Momma Mia, Here We Go Again.” Good husband, my ass. I’m up for husband of the year.
It was better than the first, which is a low bar. I will make this observation of the experience, there was a definite shortage of testosterone in the theatre. The single best thing about this one was that (spoiler alert) Pierce Brosnan DID NOT sing an off-key solo.
I would appreciate if everyone reading this and thinking that I deserve a reward for my pain would please make a comment of “Back rub” after this post. Lord knows I’ve more than earned it.
EFG
Back rub for Bunny!
I’m going to have to mark your comments as spam if you don’t get in line
Thanks for the entertaining narrative.. better than Mama Mia….back rub exchange😁. Your photos are fabulous.
I’ll count that as a vote for a back rub for me. Thank you
Husband of the year, my ass. Husband of the day, not likely. I’ve been dragging my feet for a month to hike with you guys and this is it?!?! A zero day because of a little rain, OMG. Snuggle time is not hiking time!! What’re you trying to do?!?! Stay married???
Though doth not drag thy ass, though crazily speed on thy feet against your drs orders.